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GENUS:
Human
AFFILIATION: Brotherhood of the
Celestial Torch
DIVISION: Special Agent
QUOTE: "I kill you ten times
before you hit the ground, Round-Eye."
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The
Purple Ninja is the greatest Demon Hunter
of them all. He is the Brotherhood's ace up
the sleeve. He appears suddenly when things
look their bleakest and never fails to save
the day. The Purple Ninja is a master of seven
different forms of martial arts: the Crane,
the Monkey, the Django Django Django, the
Chopper, the Sweeper, the Dicer, and Tai Shu.
At
least, he never failed to save the day until
he met Duamerthrax the Indestructible. Dispatched
by the Brotherhood to aid Chapter Omega Fifteen's
fight against the demon, the Purple Ninja
arrived just in time to save Gabriel
and an innocent who happened to be in the
way. The Purple Ninja swiftly defeated the
demon, or so he thought. As the Purple Ninja
posed in triumph, Duamerthrax snuck up behind
him and broke his spine in eighty-three places.
The Purple Ninja's last words were "Oh,
that hurts. Oh, that hurts even more. Oh,
I am dead."
The
Purple Ninja had never lost before, and many
members of the Brotherhood find it impossible
that he lost. Nevertheless, the Purple Ninja
is dead. Unless he's not, in which case ignore
all this information.
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