The Purple Ninja

GENUS: Human
AFFILIATION: Brotherhood of the Celestial Torch
DIVISION: Special Agent
QUOTE: "I kill you ten times before you hit the ground, Round-Eye."

The Purple Ninja is the greatest Demon Hunter of them all. He is the Brotherhood's ace up the sleeve. He appears suddenly when things look their bleakest and never fails to save the day. The Purple Ninja is a master of seven different forms of martial arts: the Crane, the Monkey, the Django Django Django, the Chopper, the Sweeper, the Dicer, and Tai Shu.

At least, he never failed to save the day until he met Duamerthrax the Indestructible. Dispatched by the Brotherhood to aid Chapter Omega Fifteen's fight against the demon, the Purple Ninja arrived just in time to save Gabriel and an innocent who happened to be in the way. The Purple Ninja swiftly defeated the demon, or so he thought. As the Purple Ninja posed in triumph, Duamerthrax snuck up behind him and broke his spine in eighty-three places. The Purple Ninja's last words were "Oh, that hurts. Oh, that hurts even more. Oh, I am dead."

The Purple Ninja had never lost before, and many members of the Brotherhood find it impossible that he lost. Nevertheless, the Purple Ninja is dead. Unless he's not, in which case ignore all this information.

Status: Killed in Action
   
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